The only way to call someone’s bluff is to be willing to lose everything if you’re wrong.

“The fault, dear Brutus, is not in our stars, but in ourselves.”

"Please, come back to me."

"I will make it back to you. I promise you.”


why do teachers think that yawning is rude like i’m oxygen deprived what do u want me to do

sorry i can’t reply on my phone but em how are you??? ages ago since we talked, i’ve missed you dear!!

remember when everything was so easy, i used to spend my days here on tumblr with you guys and have late night chats with like 30 of you and it’s fucking sad because i miss you all so much and i bet that you don’t even remember me hahahaha

Natasha Lyonne on Late Night With Seth Meyers (x)


if you say your hair has never annoyed you to the point of wanting to shave your head you’re lying